BluePowder on The Woman in Black (Film)

Movie to dissect: *glance up*

Genre: PG-13, Suspense, Mystery, Disturbing images as in kinginangyan! (motherbleep!)

Plot: A vengeful (dead) woman raised havoc on a small town blah blah blah, who needs intros anyway? I peed my pants! There, that settles it.

Disclaimer: Before I run down the goods and nuts (along with my other revulsion about the movie) let me remind you people that these reviews of mine are for reading entertainment only. The views and opinions presented here are solely my own and not necessarily represent as facts, so please, don't take it seriously for crying out loud!

A/N: Chrissy request granted - chiching! Sorry it took long though XD

BluePowder on Twilight

Two non virgin vampies XDD

Movie to dissect:  Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn

Genre: Romance, fantasy, good vampires, badass vampires, werewolves, shirtless dudes, smut smut smut, and other things I couldn't even pronounce Argh!

Plot: Hail "Love can move mountains" cause pretty boy vampy and emo-girl proved those A-holes what love can do if you really put your fangs - heart! – into it. And to piss everyone more, they finally tied the knots hurhurhur.

And oh! There's a baby involved here resulting from a barbaric love making ^_^

Disclaimer: Before I run down the goods and nuts - along with my other revulsion about the movie - let me remind you people that these reviews of mine are for reading entertainment only. The views and opinions presented here are solely my own and not necessarily represent as facts, so please don't take it seriously, for crying out loud.

BluePowder on Clash of the Titans

IT'S PERM, ASSHOLE!

Movie to dissect: Clash of the Titans
Year: 2010
Genre: Mythology, Gods and Goddesses, heroes and men, dudes with muscles, protagonist with issues XD
Plot: Angered by men, the Gods finally gave their wrath and punished those who wronged them. No really, they did O.O

Disclaimer: Before I run down the goods and nuts, along  with my other revulsion about the movie, let me remind you people that these reviews of mine are for reading entertainment only, views and opinions presented here are solely my own and not necessarily represent as facts, so please don't take it seriously, for crying out loud..