I respect Men... coz where THINKERS!

Women are full of... brains. And yeah, we speak while our minds starts to assemble another schema that can make your nose bleed.

Always on a thought, can't stop thingkin'. Women are like that. Think—think—think! Can't stop thinking and damn we can't remember the time there’s a silence phase in our head. No more room for happy thoughts—it doesn’t happen and sometimes we can’t sleep, you know why? Because they won’t shut the hell up!

I’ll set an example. You’re lying in the bed and your mind is racing about nothing like;

‘I need to talk to her tomorrow coz I don’t like her speaking to me that way and I have this uncomfortable feeling…wait, did I lock the door? Did I bring my shoes in? Where’s my highschool yearbook? Hmmm what will do to lunch tomorrow?—I don’t know. Why do I think about lunch if I’ll took a good breakfast and that waffles at wafflehouse are good…that’s what I should do start a good breakfast…maybe it should be heavy and I will start one of those high carbs or with fibre coz I have to gain weight…some heavy syrup maybe…seems will work…is that healthy? Is that ok?...Who’s my third grade teacher…sino ba yung hayup nay un…pinatayo ako sa likod nun e…what was that name?…Ms. Sore…Ms. Tabukol…Mrs. Caldero…ay hinde grade one pala yun…Woohhh it’s late I need to go asleep! What the hell am I doing up?—I don’t know…LET ME THINK ABOUT IT.

That’s what us women is all about. I wish could think like men cause man they don’t think as half as much as we do. They don’t spend a lot of time thinking. They think about it, thought about and moving on. That’s it, that’s why they enjoy a lot of things. They enjoy a lot but not to think about it like ‘let’s do some booze—let’s see girls—they don’t mind—have a happy time’. For women, we think all the time, talk all the time. It’s so hard to articulate what we want, what we need, what we feel, torturing ourselves while avoiding the verbal word DIRECT. And if that happens, we run across for them to call us being the bitch. And we can’t handle that. We can’t handle being the stupid, the low thinker. That’s why women developed some kind of a strategy. Instead of being a moron, coming out and telling the guy something or asking the guy something, us—women turned out to be tricky. Do you guys wonder why women always looking at you like he’s going to eat you... alive... literally? Staring at the things you do, the things you said, always correcting you in every way, laying some sort of propaganda? Here’s a hint; Women are counting down the things you should or shouldn’t do, drafting the days how you will survive. A TEST, so to speak. Law Bar Exam ain’t nothing on us and men doesn’t realize that we failed them the test and nothing—Zippo! Have no idea that they taken it. Hell and misery and men were not aware the ordeal is in progress.

Here’s an example; when a guy usually goes home first and there’s a dirty dishes in the sink, they don’t even bother washing it. Instead they put their ass to the sofa and watch the late night TV. A minute or an hour later, she comes home and sees the dishes as if there’s a boat without a navigator. She will be pissed, and you knew damn well she will be, but you don’t even care to bother. She will look at you, smiling blandly, asking you your day, what did you eat, etc. while forcing herself not to be furious. She ain’t gonna say anything about what she discovered at the kitchen (trust me, ginawa ko na yan). And while you, getting comfy with beer and a remote on your hand, have no idea she’s downloading the things she sees, creating a folder with a little icon ‘asshole’ with your face on it that says DISHES and save to her brain. Three more days, dishes still there, but no words still. Then came fourth, fifth until the sixth and, you, the bastard, still withstand superiority. Until she finally decides to and double click that folder, saying ‘What is this guy telling me? Is he imploring that I’m the dishwasher around here? I’m put on this earth to wash the god damn dishes ‘coz I’m working too and hell will never do that!’... I will see how long this dishes pile up till he washed it.

Another week gone by and she’s pissed off finally, realizing that there isn’t any clean glass but toothpicks. She will not going to kill you by poisoning you—oh no, no. But you just let her open the gates of hell for you. And for women it doesn’t end there. Because women something pissed about in the kitchen, will end up in the bedroom while you guys have no hint about it. What was happened in that few weeks, shall snaps to your face. What guys capable of? You’re not getting laid for a few weeks just to let you know you fucked it up.

"Bi" Now... Gay Later...

Do you ever wonder if you're not what you are? Does it occurred to you that there is something more in your closet? Are you afraid of letting it out?

Ok, let's be honest... Are you GAY?!

Who among us are afraid of letting some secrets that someone will recent it? Well Hell Yeah!! All of Us. I have a friend which impossible for him to reveal himself to be gay, how do I know? I watch every movement of his for the past 10 years and I have that proof. I told him "Dude! I will accept the things which is not even familiar to me" pertaining to my friend, exaggerating myself with an open mind, but still he gives me a smirk. For almost a decade I never ask him if his... you know "the other" because I might end up in a dumpster. I mean what part of Gay you don't know about?

There are huge numbers of people, celebrities, friends, co-workers and even on movies that expose themselves as gay people. The controversial revelations of Rustom Padilla(Actor), the littlest singer/song writer Aiza Seguerra, hollywood comedian Ellen deGeneres and her fiance Portia de Rossi. Guys these are the big names (well some of it) of gayest people, so ask yourself "do you have to hide it?" Some say Yes some say "No" and some say "I can't tell, I don't know" You better think of something else's excuse when it becomes to that.

Some gays or lesbian have these issue that somehow they are too afraid to show it all. I don't mind if you ask me because they have lives too, and certainly that life was their own and no one, not even us can be judge to that.

In military, gays are not accepted, why? because others might say "Fagot can't save us"...huh?! Hell, if they want to save the country, let them be 'coz other men are not joining even they're straight. Who's the fagot now? Damn! Gender confuse is the big issue for them. You better put in mind that "what you hate will end up in your family". I have a friend you hated the other kind but end up with a gay brother. Now that's what I'm talking about.

They are not a plague, well atleast some of it. Some gay people humiliate their own kind and that pisses me off "How can others understand if some of you guys disgraced yourselves?" I watch some documentary about them, and it freaks me out. They, dressed up as a lady, lurking late at night to look for some guys to make...you know, A hand Job? What the fu@k is that? Are you crazy enough to humiliate your family and your own species? Why don't you be like Inno Sotto or Ricky Reyes? Or even the Fav Five? I know being gay is the expression of free will but think of what you may become if you ended up as one of those "bastusan type". Try to make more civil okay, I'm here to understand all of you(kala mo may power e noh)but me more careful.

Hallow's Eve!!

Freaked out...HOOOLLAAA!!It's BER, before Christmas Halloween muna(anu kaya featured sa Magandang Gabi Bayan?) Where did the word Halloween came from? It started sa word "All-hallow-even"(wikipedia.org) or some history may call them "Pooky Nights" or something at para sa tin Filipino e "wag kang manakot..anak ng teteng!" Then all shows sa TV ay related na sa mga spooky thing, tulad na lang ng pinapanood ko ngayon Brat Pitt's Interview with Vampire na kung ganun lang ang look ng all vampire powtah ako ang hahabol sa kanila. The few early episodes of MGB (Magandang Gabi Bayan) tuwing sasapit ang month ng October were facinating talaga like the episode which they featured the Tugatog-Kalookan Cemetary(if you remember?)the statue which depicted St. Michael & the devil. If you can imagine na baligtad ang pagkakagawa coz si San Miguel ang nasa ilalim at si Satan ang nasa above(ewww!). How about the chilling Balete Drive? The road to Baguio? and the Corrigedor(tama ba spelling?)pustahan tayo maglalabasan nanaman yan. The movie that gave me goosebumps was Bruce Willis and H.J. Osment's The 6th Sense, anak ng weteng na yan, kung makikita mo lang ako nung time na pinapanood ko yan sus tatawa ka. Nanakit katawan ko dyan. Ahhh eto papala The Blair Witch Project issue yan before year 2000, Oh yeah the hell na napaniwala nila ang marami and ako rin na muret e ganun din. I saw it in the big screen, my sis told me na,"Ano tol, maganda?"...ang sagot ko..."Nasuka ako"...."Bakit nakakadiri ba?"......"HINDEEE!!!Nahilo ako sa camera!"

Mysteries of the Sexes

Who Handles Break-Ups Better?

By: David Zinczenco

Some relationships end with fighting. Some end with crying. Some end with sex. Some end with verbal insults (or dishes) being thrown at sound-barrier-breaking speeds. Whatever the case, break-ups can be uglier than some Dancing with the Stars performances. Let's face it: some relationships aren't meant to be, so a break-up averts a bigger disaster. So when the Love Boat hits the iceberg, who handles it better? My answer: Women. Several studies show that men experience more depression, distress, and anxiety after break-ups than women do. Men might like to come across as being tougher than overcooked steak after a breakup, but the truth is that they're actually more the consistency of jelly. Believe me-I see the letters of hundreds of men desperate for advice on how to win their ex back. Here's why some men come undone during a breakup:

Men Mask Their Pain
When a guy is dumped, his first reaction is: I'll show her. How he sometimes does it: With a couple pitchers and a night out with the guys. In fact, 26 percent of men say that the dumped party should get drunk with the guys after a break-up, according to a Men's Health online survey. But those beer swillers are actually in the minority: 36 percent say a guy should look at his new ex, smile, and thank her. The thing is, both of those reactions are exactly the same thing-masks for their true feelings. They can't deal with being hurt, or angry, or bummed. It's not until after they get past their initial reaction that men actually mourn the loss of the relationship. Women are more likely to cry soon after the breakup, and they're also more likely to use straight talk when ending a relationship, studies find. So women face their relationship blues head on, and get them out of their systems earlier. Many men tend to repress their reaction, so it lingers like basement mold.

Men Have Fewer Friends One of the reasons why women can get over sour relationships faster than the guys they breaks up with is that women have an amazing network of people to latch on to. Research indicates that men depend on romantic relationships for emotional intimacy and social support, whereas women are more likely to turn to family and female friends to satisfy those needs. Mothers, sisters, friends, hairdressers, cabbies, whoever-the more times she tells the story about what a jerk he was, the better she's going to feel. A man, on the other hand, stays corked. Often he shrugs off a break-up with a shoulder shrug, shoots a Jager shot, and tries to convince himself that he's not upset. That is, until about six months later, at 1AM after the fourth pitcher, when he confesses to his buds that all he ever wanted is for Janelle to take him back.

Men Hate Starting Over After the break-up, a man may feel an initial surge of excitement of future prospects-the women he's yet to meet. But after three, four, or two dozen dates, he realizes that it's going to take a long time to reach the level of comfort he had with his ex. Research conducted at Carnegie Mellon University suggests that women adjust better to the end of a relationship because they've already given consideration to the possibility of a break-up, whereas men are typically unprepared for it. While that sense of emotional security can't be the only reason to stay together, it also makes him realize that he was very lucky to have a woman like her. Meanwhile, she's already moved on. And perhaps the only time he lets his guard down enough to admit the emotional truth is when he's drunk dialing her. And that's too little, way too late.

Men Idealize the Dating Game
Many breakups are a knee-jerk reaction to what men perceive as stagnation: He's bored with the same restaurants, the same petty arguments, the repetitive sex. Once he's back on the prowl, he thinks, he'll be bedding 10s and living the high life. After the break-up, however, he quickly realizes that the singles scene isn't all champagne and half-naked strangers--it's work. Instead of the exciting bar scene, he finds that he misses the intimacy of his past relationship. Studies show that women consistently outscore men on measures of social, sexual, and intellectual intimacy--and women are often quicker than men to realize that intimacy provides the foundation of a lasting relationship, not the sexual thrills.

Misunderstanding....

TO MY DEAR WIFE:
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every
ten days.

The following is a list of
why I did not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory

because:

6 times you just lay there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused.
Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:

5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV

Of the times we did get together:

The reason I laid still was because you missed and were
screwing the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the
ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my
back or kneeling?" The time you felt me move was
because you farted and I was trying to breathe.