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Next fanfic update --- BEYOND BORDER!

Sheeesh…took that long enough.

Just another random XD

Me taking a phone call

Me: Yes?
Line: Good afternoon, sir, may I speak to (name)?
Me: In regards to what? He's not here. I can take the message from here.
Line: Okay.

...chat down message...

Line: When will Mr.(name) coming back?
Me: Monday
Line: May I have your name, sir?
Me: Why? (obviously I'm pissed here)
Line: Reference, sir. Just in case.
Me: Monique

...silence...

Line: Okay, ma'm Monique, thank you for your time. I'll call back on Monday.

After placing the receiver back, I dunno if I want to laugh or laugh harder.

Note: My friends said my voice was in a baritone level. So yeah, that was the joke.

Get a ROOM!

Last night, while riding home inside the bus, there's this two people beside me. Two girls to be exact, and one of them was... ah... lesbian, and I think they're in a relationship. First I feel awkward to sit with them because, you know, privacy? (yeah right inside the bus) and I thought one of them was a guy with long hair; the tomboy looks like a typical "tomboy" in pre-teen movies, and, mind you, she is beautiful - meztiza. She wears this inverted cap, rolled-up shirt, a vest or a jacket-i-dunno-know, and her voice of which she emphasized as manly (pffft!). Anyway, sweet as they are and having me goosebumps when the girl giggles as the tomboy attempted to kiss her, and I was like "Yoh! Get a room!" But the weirdest part of this was (aside from me having laughing within twenty minutes) was that all the passenger are not looking at them. They're looking at me. SHIT!

Just Random

What do you get when you fall in love? Butterflies, flukes, assholes with elbows or, if you're a fan of fucked ups, a douche with gloves.

Just postin’ ayt XD

Ooooh XD

Meet the new indulgence of mine

(drumroll please)

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BluePowder on The Woman in Black (Film)

Movie to dissect: *glance up*

Genre: PG-13, Suspense, Mystery, Disturbing images as in kinginangyan! (motherbleep!)

Plot: A vengeful (dead) woman raised havoc on a small town blah blah blah, who needs intros anyway? I peed my pants! There, that settles it.

Disclaimer: Before I run down the goods and nuts (along with my other revulsion about the movie) let me remind you people that these reviews of mine are for reading entertainment only. The views and opinions presented here are solely my own and not necessarily represent as facts, so please, don't take it seriously for crying out loud!

A/N: Chrissy request granted - chiching! Sorry it took long though XD

My Favorite Movies Of All Time Part I (in no particular order)

Aliens

"This time it's war"

Genre: Aliens (duh), Sci-Fi, Action, Badass guns, One alien queen with PMS!

Year: 1986

“Ellen Ripley – a new name for women who kickass!”

I was only eleven years old when I saw this movie, and that was on BetaMax and sooooo long ago, like Jurassic age. I don’t understand the plot yet because duh I was so young, that all of my scary-shit moment was donned on Bishop who, by that time, was hacked in two by Mama Alien Queen. And since then the movie itself never escaped me.

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The Godfather

"An offer you can't refuse"

Genre: Crime, Drama, Mafia, PASTA!

Year: 1972

"This one family you shouldn't pissed off."

The Godfather probably one of the greatest film ever made, and I agree. Well, who wouldn’t? I still watch it on my Sunday-habit list and I remember each line. And add to that, I’ve read the novel itself to complete my utter loyalty. It has inspiring tag-lines of which you’ll realize by the end, it has common sense.

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The Godfather II

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer"

Genre: Crime, Drama, Mafia, Family ties

Year: 1974

"Respect - that's all there is."

In this sequel you will see how Vito Corleone started it all, from a simple orphan from Sicily to the Godfather, till the day he died. His son, Michael, inherited all, expanding his regime until all hell breaks loose.

Okay so yeah, I’m too fanatic about this movie, what yah gonna do  sue me?? XP

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Schindler's List

"Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire"

Genre: Biography, Drama, Holocaust, and a fucked up dude who looooves to play with his gun X(

Year: 1993

"No joke. Ralph Fiennes was so badass in this movie I want whack his head off!"

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Empire of the Sun

"To survive in a world at war, he must find a strength greater than all the events that surround him."

Genre: Biography, Drama

Year: 1987

"People will do anything for a potato... damn it was like a joke, but it's true."

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Casino

"Winner loses all."

Genre: Gambling, Murder, Freaking awesome!!

Year: 1995

"Imagine the movie houses censored automatically... you'll hear more bleeps than words -- oh hell, this was good!"

Pissed and sooo hating it X(

Wah! I've been FLAMED -- if you don't like what I did to your fav character then don't read it! It's an AU you asshole, what do you expect?? Making a habit of flaming, well then Fuck YOU!

BLEACH: BEYOND BORDER 2/?

WARNING: THIS IS NOT FOR KIDS!

A/N: This chapter contains scenes and situations that for some readers may find objectionable and offensive. If you find my work a little odd for you, how the story goes please, don't take it seriously. I just want to write, okay :) My works are unbeta'd, so all mistakes are mine.

CHAPTER 2: THE REDEEMER

Post Post Post!

I posted new chapter of my Bleach Fanfic titled Beyond Border.

Yep, I know it took me six months to update *slapping my forehead*

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Ciao!

Yehey!!

I said from my previous post that I’m suffering writer’s block and my attention span is shorter than my hair. I want to finish my ff, I really do, and it’s been weeks since this dilemma of mine keeps on poking, banging my head. I searched the entire net to find a cure – none of it works (I think). But guess what, yesterday I had found a remedy (Yehey!)

I was with my boss, talking to a client, when this idea of mine pops in my head. In the middle of our meeting, while yours truly presenting her designs, one colleague of mine was rolling a piece of paper, and I thought he was bored or something, but when I asked him later that day what was that for he said, “to draw numbers – so that next time we’re not going to point fingers who’s who will represent the project”.

Er?

Shocks! Why didn’t I think about that before!

So yeah, after shaking him as my gesture of thanks (literally – by the shoulder) for his simple idea, I grabbed my keys and went straight home. I cut twenty pieces of small paper and wrote in them each of my works, and shove it in a bowl, shaking it for few seconds then draw one roll and... there it is – the FF that I’m going to finish next.

Also, I found out too that my prob is not writer's block. I just couldn't decide which one's which XD

BluePowder on Twilight

Two non virgin vampies XDD

Movie to dissect:  Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn

Genre: Romance, fantasy, good vampires, badass vampires, werewolves, shirtless dudes, smut smut smut, and other things I couldn't even pronounce Argh!

Plot: Hail "Love can move mountains" cause pretty boy vampy and emo-girl proved those A-holes what love can do if you really put your fangs - heart! – into it. And to piss everyone more, they finally tied the knots hurhurhur.

And oh! There's a baby involved here resulting from a barbaric love making ^_^

Disclaimer: Before I run down the goods and nuts - along with my other revulsion about the movie - let me remind you people that these reviews of mine are for reading entertainment only. The views and opinions presented here are solely my own and not necessarily represent as facts, so please don't take it seriously, for crying out loud.

Oh please...

Cause I can't stop laughing XDD 

Writer's Block??

Okay so... yeah. Writer's block is what, about things you can't reciprocate through writing, or, better yet, can't unleash what's on your mind? -- in short, you're procrastinating and you have no idea how to pronounce the damn word!

I don’t tend to be a writer, but I started writing bunch of stuff, nonsense stuff, since I was nineteen, and five years later I started to write about what I thought would be "my start of something big". I was into a novel, my first, a fantasy one, and finished the draft seven years ago. Of course as a newbie you have to "know what you write" and make sure you're not developing idiocy out on you. That time I don't know anything about writer's block, I thought it was normal like "I'm tired – I'm gonna do this tomorrow" thing and then leave it that way. But not until it hit me one day, and my mind, emotion, passion, went all down to a drain. And when I started editing the draft I made… shit, it was a disaster. What the hell happened to me, I dunno. I have my own world once, but when I saw the outside world, my nightmare started. Aside for my fantasy work, I have done some other stories too (thirty plus originals and ten short stories) and none, take note, none of them are published. I even have a FanFiction, and that too flew away. I have a short attention span, and I'm easily annoyed by noise. I can't work in an environment with people and pets roaming around. I snapped when someone asked me a question while I'm in a verge of concentration (ask my spouse, he knows what kind of bitch I am when it comes to that). And the worst part, someone says my English is not that damn good. Yeah. Good. Thank you for the help. For having English as a second language in our country (of which we have more than a hundred tongues under our belt), I might take that as an exception. But when you start revealing the notes under the pen, you have to have a guts to show them. And that part, I have a problem.
You don't know what I'm talking about, do you?
Anyway, just ignore it. I'm just expressing things, that's all.

Back To Basics' Week -- I'm a perv and proud of it!

Have anyone of you read about these books and its series??

And this one...

Warner Bros. to Develop Live Action Bleach Adaptation -- Huh? O.o

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