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Sheeesh…took that long enough.

Just another random XD

Me taking a phone call

Me: Yes?
Line: Good afternoon, sir, may I speak to (name)?
Me: In regards to what? He's not here. I can take the message from here.
Line: Okay.

...chat down message...

Line: When will Mr.(name) coming back?
Me: Monday
Line: May I have your name, sir?
Me: Why? (obviously I'm pissed here)
Line: Reference, sir. Just in case.
Me: Monique

...silence...

Line: Okay, ma'm Monique, thank you for your time. I'll call back on Monday.

After placing the receiver back, I dunno if I want to laugh or laugh harder.

Note: My friends said my voice was in a baritone level. So yeah, that was the joke.

Get a ROOM!

Last night, while riding home inside the bus, there's this two people beside me. Two girls to be exact, and one of them was... ah... lesbian, and I think they're in a relationship. First I feel awkward to sit with them because, you know, privacy? (yeah right inside the bus) and I thought one of them was a guy with long hair; the tomboy looks like a typical "tomboy" in pre-teen movies, and, mind you, she is beautiful - meztiza. She wears this inverted cap, rolled-up shirt, a vest or a jacket-i-dunno-know, and her voice of which she emphasized as manly (pffft!). Anyway, sweet as they are and having me goosebumps when the girl giggles as the tomboy attempted to kiss her, and I was like "Yoh! Get a room!" But the weirdest part of this was (aside from me having laughing within twenty minutes) was that all the passenger are not looking at them. They're looking at me. SHIT!

Just Random

What do you get when you fall in love? Butterflies, flukes, assholes with elbows or, if you're a fan of fucked ups, a douche with gloves.

Just postin’ ayt XD